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THEY'RE REAL?!?! (with photographic evidence)

YES, THEY ARE. 

BEHOLD WHAT I HAVE CREATED!

These just came out of the oven.

After I decorated them

(notice that there were 12. My mum gave some away and I ate one)

I was hungry so I ate some more x]

why are my cupcakes special?!

That's why.

(IMMA GIVE YOU GUYS BETTER PICTURES LATER xD)

GAY CUPCAKES ARE GAY

It's 2 in the damn morning and I'm up making cupcakes. Why? Because I want to and I've got a lot of free time on my hands. (THANK YOU CYRAWR FOR THE HEADS UP.LOL)

There are just some things that don't get along in this world. Like me and food coloring. I'm a walkin' rainbow. A really ugly one. Ok. Here's the 411; So i was opening the bottles of food coloring, i held one and it slipped. I tried pouring one and it slipped. I shook the bottle because the fuckin liquid wouldn't do its job and pour and it spilled. Yellow looked like orange. Red looked like 500 people died in it. Green looked like puke. Purple almost looked black-brown.ALMOST.Orange almost turned out red. It was red orange-ish. Blue didnt look blue at all. My hands looked like a gazillion things died on it. It's like rainbow barf. THE NOT PRETTY ONES. 

But before this whole 'imma make rainbow cupcakes and feel like i can actually make my life worth something', I went on a shopping ex-trah-vah-gan-zahh  with my mom. (is that the right word.extravaganza?lolw.e) 

Yush.Yush.Yush.

THERE WAS A REASON WHY APRONS WERE INVENTED AND MY HANDS ARE DISGUSTINGLY RAINBOW-ISH.

If you like getting dirty then

you should

  

TWO-DAY.GET THAT RIGHT.

It's officially the 7th of April '10.

Today wasn't just another day in the calendar. Oh no.  

Today was doomsday.

Why? Why today? Why not the day after that after that after that? 

Simply because it was the day when teachers hand over, to your folks,'the paper of fate.' They were final. No more "i'll do better next time" . It was "I'm probably gonna be fucked up for the rest of my life if i don't get this right. I might probably grow old and be a cat hag! I might have to live in a box and be so poor I can't pay attention or buy a vowel! [/dies-old-alone-and-unloved]". 

It wasn't that bad. I got a bracelet and a key chain out of it. But oh! How life/fate/destiny/chance/coincidence/kismet can be so cruel! So I really want to go to this IT School. Dream school just so you know. But my folks are against it. They made me choose and everything but you could detect a hint of their sarcasm (no matter how hard they tried to dress it up with reasonable reasons) when they talked about my dream school. So I had no choice but to give up the idea.

So Guess whut? I met my friend along the way (still in school) and she shows me some brown envelope.nothing special. But dammit, I would have shined a gajillion shoes to have whut she showed me! It was an offer on a scholarship. Guess. Just guess which school outstretched it's hand to offer someone a helpful shove to the right path of right-ness. Guessed it? I knew you would. (If you didnt. Sucks for you). 

 MY DREAM  SCHOOL. 
Thats who. 

Anyway, I, along with the yearbook committee, had to stay to finish some things. We worked. After some compilation and some webcamming, we ended up vlogging. Yuh. IKR? We're that epic. xD

After the whole school thing, I went to the mall and got a really cute shirt. I'm going back on Friday to really shop. And I mean shop till I lose an arm fighting over some peanuts on bargain. Hey, it could happen or maybe until I break something not on sale. x]

What have we learned?

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A CUTE TOP WAITING AFTER EVERY DISASTER.

Have you ever had a crappy day which then turned into somethin superforkin amazing? or maybe a really im so happy i could fly and eat a sandwich day which turned all public toilet-y

Disclaimer : I do not own the photos

I THINK, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHTED.

Just so you know, there's a story behind the icons below. Smart enuff to figure it out?

I knew it :/


Things are never what they seem to be. Take for example someone you know. At first you think you got them all figured out. You know how they react to shit, their intentions, what their favorite sandwich is, how they prefer their latte, how many spoons of sugar they take on their coffee, what time they get home, their favorite tv show, how they like their lunch, their e-mail ad, their fb,myspace,yim, msn accs. are, what they smell like, and then, when you least expect, it just blows up in your face. Like some prank that went horribly wrong. (Maybe I went from close friends to obsession. And shouldn't pranks always go wrong? lol psh. whutever)

Or maybe when you fall in love. Let's say you've fallen the deepest you've ever been, but then, they do something you don't expect which leaves you completely blown away. And when you thought that you couldn't fall any deeper...you do. Like a whole mile x 5mil deeper. 

And just so you know. I'm talking about anime and manga. You do not have permission to know about my deepest darkest feelings...yet anyway xD

While we're talking about feelings, let me just add in this one thing I really hate. I mean its a complete turn off. So I walk into a cubicle and try to have a nice and civilized time in there. And then I see it. An un-flushed toilet. It just ruins my whole day. It's disgusting and just shows the last person lacked any sense of self-respect and public decency. There should be like a law against that. Probably something like, "People who do not flush toilets will be forced to watch reruns of Barney." (Not saying that Barney isn't entertaining. in a very pedo-purple dinosaur way). It also annoys the heck out of me when people don't sanitize (wash) their hands after coming out of the toilet. I'd have them listen to the Care Bear theme song 1342134million times until they puke rainbows. You know what, throw that in with the 'people who don't flush the toilet' crime and just make it a one deal sort of thing.

Okay, so anywhoo, as I was saying....huh. I forgot. Where was I? Hmm..Ah well.

Here you go:

PUBLIC UTILITIES ARE LIKE STINKY NINJAS.YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU

So what turns you off?

Leave me a 

BEE-YUU-TEE-FULL

So you step out and stand on your porch and breathe the fresh air in. Then you look up the sky and say

"Ah, its a beautiful day, not a single cloud in the sky." 

Then you'd probably go back in and take your favorite 'smile and get wasted' mug and fix yourself some hot milo/coffee/hot choco and read today's gossip column in the morning paper.

What am I trying to say here? I'm trying to say that how could you sit there and drink from your favorite mug and  read how Miley Cyrus is dating some old guy (no truth but whatever. I'm trying to make a point) and sip your milo/coffee/hot choco without any clouds in the sky? I know that a  cloudless day would mean no rain at all. But it also means that its going to be hot!hot!hot! (the bad sort of hot). Personally though, on a lighter note, I think clouds add some pah-zazz to that plain old blue up up up there. I also like to think that the blue up there is one big board and the clouds are cotton and the big guy sticks those balls of cotton on there and make funny abstract shapes. (are they still abstract even though they gots shapes?)

My message:

I LIKE CLOUDS.

Especially the FF7 kind.

obby o;

FRESH HS GRAD HERE

So I was sitting there through the whole graduation waiting for it to happen. Receiving my diploma. Didn't happen. Singing the graduation song. Didn't happen. Singing the school's hymn for the last time. Didn't happen either. When everyone gathered in the classroom, hugging and crying, didn't seem to take affect me at all. Hugging my really close friends. Nudda! NOTHING!


No tears, no waterworks, no flood, no waterfall, no buckets of salt water. None,Zip,Zoom.


But when I ran towards my friend in the airport... Well, thats a different story. 


One word:


DRAH-MAH-TEEK!


People know I hate drama. But I could make a total exception for that. For real obvious reasons. 




Ohohoh! Watch out for my blog that might come out on or after the 7th of April! o;